Longevity John's Finger Snappin', Toe Tappin' Money Back Guarantee...
...if you do not like the music within the first 1/2 hour, come talk to me and your money will gladly be refunded.BUT ...should I, or any of my spotters, take note that you were seen snapping your fingers, tapping your toes or making any of those absurd air band facial contortions, then the guarantee will become null and void, thank you.